The fact that I say yes without hesitation makes me realize just how fucking degenerate I am.
Personally though, I would prefer to become friends with the coach man, enough so I could buy two of the Virgin boys myself. I'd be pretty rough but I'm not a monster nor abusive; I just want two mouths at once while I shitposting on /co/, one for the cock and one for the balls. This hits almost all my fetishes; domination, slaves, submissive animals, young, etc.
Ditto on the responses ITT. There are more subs out there on 4chan and the Internet in general then doms, but at least it's for a top tier fetish.
Anyway I never saw Pinocchio as a kid so I avoid getting scarred for life. Mufassa got me way worse.